DIAMOND BRAND LIFESTYLES: August 2012

Monday, August 20, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

A cognitive manifesto for the indigenous Diamond Doctor TomCat

Somewhere out here there is a mountain of moleskin notebooks, tall stacks of Rich ink covered papers. The diamond itself has stained with the violet juices of local fauna and floral the used to be white pages of so many journal. The writings are passionate works that represent an in-depth caressing of vital soul infused components. Sounds complex eh? If you answered yes clearly its time to stop drinking and start thinking. He takes the robust act of balancing simplicity with complexity and transforms it to a constant indestructable state of seamless proactive nakey skate time well being. When the wooden board is asleep his studies are taken a little closer to the true nature of ramps and boards. Diamonds. Some may consider him a Arborist who cultivated a crystal splitting sense of understanding for tree culture at a considerably young age. Once this understanding was understood his fu-man-chu grew long enough to replace his %100 pink chaddy underwear. It is archaic and futuristic and driven by the same forces that power the Columbia River. Many theories and question have been composed and proposed here at DB in regards to rapid river energy. Where is the Columbia rivers energy being generated? Why has the Fanno Creek continued to trickle? DB supposed this -----> Moon & Sun make storm of love= the stars were born. The running waters of the planet are the inky lines that connect the stars like you connect the dots . A step back from planet earth shows the rivers in the form of a diamond wizard who guides us through the engendering story line of this great tale of old time, new time, no time, othertime. The river simultaneously delivers both energy and nourishment to the holy planet.
Amongst his expansive vacations Tom is particularly a big fan of power napping. Example: Before the ancient ceremony with the coffee drinking Gwy-uh-kee tribe he drank from the aquatic Goo Goo bush and powered through a nap, waking up in time for the ambiguous ritual. Poems were shared and pensive research was conducted. Once in a while a galaxy counsel meeting is called too awaken the origin of the diamond. Once awakened the diamond allows us to take a closer look into the sacred kaleidoscopic crystalline nature of textures. All of this takes place at the Diamond Brand headquarters in a gluten free environment.
Saying goodbye is not always as easy as saying hello so here in Ireland we prefer to just hang up the phone.
We bid you goodnight,
An Ambassador Troy