Dogs. Are they worth it?

Diamond Brand's Stance on Dogs

The dog controversy has been a long standing issue here at DB HQ.

Dogs. Are they worth it?

The question has as many answers as there are dogs,

but one thing remains true the majority of the time.

Dogs are not that worth it. 

Here, we see a small abandoned puppy in my arms at the 

mildew record shop. One thing about this dog is that it was cute and nice.

That made the dog worth it. 

Until Stephen stepped in the dog's poop over by the lost 8 track Bachman Turner Overdrive rock section. That was when I remembered that dogs are 

CREEPY.

Stick with cats.

Love Diamond Brand.