DIAMOND BRAND LIFESTYLES

WHO IS MOLLY BAKER

At a public relations meeting this Spring at

the bar of Sages Brunch Cafe, Molly Baker

was appointed the Crystal Representative

of the West Coast Oracle of 

Diamond Brand. 

She is well suited for this position, having a 

mother in the jewelry market and a father 

in the deadhead status. 

Hailing from the Hills apart from the cluster of Los Angeles,

she taps into subtle realms of crystalline technology,

making the link between dimensions accessible for

our multi generational horizontal corporation. 

Her grace in dealing with chakra traffic has made the crystal/

new age spirituality transition an easier one for all of us 

here at the office. 

Fluent in the langauge of flowing natural fabrics, her fashion allows 

all hypno-radical transmissions to flow from the altered crystal 

state into the psycho-somatic realm of 

the watery baby land of 

bubble bath Armageddon of horse dream turquoise.

As this is the area where most of the stock trading occurs

for the company, Molly is well equipped to navigate

the celestial waters between the energetic and

the monetary.